Dear god X11CP7, we’ve landed on a strange planet. How did the mothership end up here? Did you set the warp co-ordinates for worm hole ZP123 or ZP498? We don’t appear to even be in the right galaxy anymore.
Y98R2
(Incidentally, I mind read a passing alien and have concluded that we would be wise to go by the names of Robyn and Morgan while we are stuck here. These beings appear to have genders – strange concept. These names apparently are ambiguous so we should blend in nicely).
(Incidentally #2, the mind read alien had a memory stored in it’s database of some leader names. One of these was “hill in cluck”. There were other names also but I cannot determine which one is current as the indexing system on this model of brain is quite primitive and all the data is scrambled randomly. Some sort of security encryption perhaps? We will have to figure out how to crack this later.)
Messages from Outer Space 
Is this where I come to get abducted? It was so much fun last time.
@Alien Aductee – absolutely – anything can happen here 🙂
I dare not ask….
This reminds me of the joke….
Two aliens, Morgan and Robyn, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and Morgan said to it “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. ”
The gas pump, of course, did not respond.
Morgan repeated the greeting and there was still no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump’s haughty attitude, Morgan drew her ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you.”
Robyn began to warn her comrade, “No, you must not anger him…………….”, but …before she could finish her warning Morgan fired upon the gas pump.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Morgan turned to Robyn and said “What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous?”
Robyn answered, “If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, don’t mess with him.”
I’m also wondering – is that how you heard of Hill In Dark? Are you sure it’s a leader and not a place?
Well now that I think about it the earthling whose database records I recovered did also have contained in their memory banks something about the Hill In Cluck leader also having a penis that also wrapped around several times before fitting in an ear. And the location was some sort of co-ordinates like N00-ZILL-1ND.